Cult of the Month 1 Page Business Plan
Overview
Cult of the Month has a clear business objective to develop, produce, promote and distribute Illumination Upon Request via the Internet and through mail order. These products and services have been developed over the last 14 months with a core focus on addressing the key customer problem and associated opportunities.
The Business Objectives
When as a key component of our growth strategy we consider it critical to identify and outline our business objectives, and align these objectives with clear and measurable development milestones. Our key long term business objective is to acquire new customers. Customer acquisition is considered to be the critical activity and we are seeking to grow the number of paying customers. We understand that customer growth could be at the expense of profitability, and that there is a cost associated with customer acquisition. Our long term objective is to build a clear customer acquisition process.
The Customer
Cult of the Month has been created with a clear focus on the needs of our customers. Through a structured customer discovery process, we have validated the key customer problem as "People not thinking they are members of the Illuminati". This is a critical issue for our selected target market of Weirdos, Nerds and Thinkers.
The Value Proposition
Cult of the Month is uniquely positioned to deliver value to Weirdos, Nerds and Thinkers "Cult of the Month will Deliver the latest mindsets, imprints, mental and physical sigil branding." In order to be deliver on this value proposition, Cult of the Month is a division of ShudderBooks Corporation Specific Benefit Corporation, which is guided by deeply held religious beliefs (BS). ShudderBooks BS is inline with whatever the BS is Cult of the Month happens to be at that time, giving a pivoting point for a satire powered corporation. This capability has taken considerable time and resources to develop and forms the cornerstone of our competitive advantage.
Competitors
We have a number of competitors within the Illumination Upon Request market. We consider our key competitors to be Fundamentalist Mindsets. We have infinite potential through co-conspirators. Our understanding of these competitors has been used to refine our strategy and value proposition. We believe that we can compete effectively with stagnant religions, and uninformed mindsets, we have infinite potential through Co-Conspiracy. Our active members can take and leave what they want for a self made model of existence.
Key Strategies
Over the next 6 months our focus will be to Create online ordering service through co-conspiracy of already existing manufacture and delivery systems. This task will be undertaken in the context of our summer strategy to open a cult at the Mall of America. The Chamber Of Commerce (COC) a religion of unabashed cash grabs. These strategies are a tactical implementation to fund our overall business goal as outlined above.
Milestones
Measurement of the successful implementation of our strategies will be governed by measurable development milestones. The milestones that will be achieved over the next year is:
$23,000 profit a month and all debts paid.
1 Million views/downloads
A new business co-conspiracy a month.
The long distance goal is to sponsor a family vacation driving around the moon. Moon cycles will be ridden while getting some serious vacuum off a crater lip while listening to Willie Nelson's cover of "Midnight Rider" with the Earth above.
About this document
Illumination Upon Request Business Plan
This document was created by Ryan of Cult of the Month using the 5 minute Business Plan App. This technology and approach is powered by HyperQuestions.
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